Robot Chicken, for one hundred episodes,
they defied every entertainment brand in the known universe.
Now, there greatest challenge,
writing the cocktail of the most iconic characters of all time,
not counting Harry Potter.
The DC comics super hero.
Some of them are super than others, that guy just talk to fish.
This is the Robot Chicken DC Comic Special,
hash tag RCDC.
Oh boy the invisible jet.
- Let's go, buddy. - I'm coming!
Last one at the party can't fly.
He will be the last one of the party because he can't fly.
Fine, I'll just swim there.
Silly pons.
Batman owns the night.
Now taste fear...
Wait wait what! Oh God.
Oh my back just snapped like a pack of uncooked spaghetti!
You just walk up and break my back without saying a word.
Booh, booh on you sir.
That's Bane.
And now real characters from the DC Universe.
Hi, I'm B'Dg, I'm a member of the green lantern core.
Can you believe it folks? He really exists.
Do you guys want me to say anything or?
Tooning next time, for another edition of "Real characters from the DC Universe".
You helped me defeat general Zod, superman too.
But now you know I'm superman, I have to kiss you and make you forget.
Why would that be one of your super powers?
You should hear yourself sometimes Lois.
What, why am I standing hear with Clark Kent,
when I should be chasing the scoop on Superman.
I should really use that power more often.
My beautiful hair, I will never forget how you took it from me Superman.
Adventure comics number 271.
- Oh really? - Superman!
I'll destroy you... what are you doing?
I can't remember why I hate you.
Oh yeah I know.
You might want to close your eyes.
I run my fingers through your hair. And I kiss you bro.
And you won't remember a thing.
Don't trying run away.
Another job well done.
I should have though this through.
Oh well.
- Hey how's it going? - Right right right.
Oh come on!
Welcome everyone to the ground opening of our newest exhibit.
The blue star of Egypt.
All right, we all know what's coming next.
Let's see if we can at least make it to a round of order
before the first of the super villain shows up.
Apparently there is a Sam and Baegle Bite.
Everyone freeze.
Sorry to be so cold hearted, but mister Freeze the stealing that is.
I was not expecting paprika.
A+ effort honestly.
Everyone chill out.
Or Captain Cold will put you on ice.
Come on!
We had a schedule real tight. This is my day.
I have a new assistant. I'm still breaking him in.
Everyone stay cool!
It's about to get down right to bone chillin' in here.
Thanks to Icicle.
I just walked into a cluster fuck.
You guys, you have to try these salmon things.
Focus Captain Cold.
Clearly there is not room for three cold thing villains with freeze rays.
I guess you two snow jobs will have to change gimmicks then.
Slip my gimmick. I'd literally die in warm temperatures.
My cryogeneticly frozen wife is my entire reason for leaving.
My name is Victor Fries for god sake.
It's freeze, but you spell it fries like French Fries. Weird.
- It's German. - Well I ain't changing you dick.
Everyone freeze. Oh for fuck sake.
I completely forgot about Chill Blade.
You and America, buddy.
It took me six years of research to build my freeze ray.
How did you high schools dropouts did make it.
Are these easy to build as some radios and I am just an asshole.
Guys, we've demolished a lot of load bearing walls in here.
Well those villains are going to the cooler,
thanks to Ice and her amazing freeze powers.
Cool.
I'm glad you guys come could come to Earth C.
Me and Captain Carrot didn't see Hide High on a lot of base but...
no one deserve to die like that.
I never met the Captain or his zoo crew,
since you vouch for him, I'm glad to be here in the time of need.
Why didn't you tell me they look like...
Wait. I'm good.
Dam it. I'm sorry.
If you can't keep it together, you need to leave.
I know, for the leaving...
It's a treasure for me gargles.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I can't.
- Your friend was very inappropriate. - We're so sorry Little Cheese.
Little Cheese.
I just don't see how you could let it get this bad.
It's the swamp thing baby. You wouldn't understand.
Bane broke my back but years of training allowed me to heal in record time.
Now let see whether the joker... Oh my god no!
Like a string of fire crackers my fucking back.
I felt the sauce of my beet dugs the back of my head on that one.
Doo doo doo that's Bane.
And now, real characters from the DC Universe.
- Hi there, I'm fire Storm. - Can you believe it folks?
Take a good look at this douche.
I'm Fire Storm.
The nuclear man. I was in the justice league.
His hair is actually made of fire.
But he blows through his comb budget pretty quickly.
But I'm really popular.
We'll be back next time for real characters from the DC Universe.
- What are we doing here Lantern. - What's the matter?
You're a little rusty with the ladies?
If anyone's gonna score tonight, it's the man of steel.
Haven't you been courting Lois Lane for like fifteen years.
- Do you ever score? - Watch and learn.
Hey ladies,
you look like you could use a non-threatening guy pal
who would never push your boundaries.
While you're at it, could you co-sign my loan for a late model corolla?
Get up in.
Not event I can get to the friend zone that fast.
Class is in session people as soon as I get this suit of.
Hold on there, money bags. You've got to do it in costumes.
Yeah that's the rules. We all have to be in costume.
I'm dress like a giant bat. Fuck you guys. I'm getting wasted.
I got a couples piñata colada just here for the ladies.
That's not like you could use some "just for men".
And you bitches just can pay for your own drinks.
My name is Aquaman, I know how to talk to tuna.
Martian Manhunter?
What are you doing?
I have a life outside the team you now.
(...) Aquaman got man honored.
- (...) - I'm out of here. There is plenty of fish in the sea.
Did he mean that metaphorically or...?
I do not just call when I've been drinking.
Meanwhile at the legion of doom.
And this new plan will crush the justice league once and for all.
But more importantly it's time to draw names for secret sounder.
It's team building people.
Shake it up, shake it up.
I got Leonard Snort. Who's Leonard Snort?
Is he the kid in the mail room with the BO?
Every day I'm like: I smell the mail coming and sure it does.
I'm Leonard Snort.
How could I forget?
I think that kid's name is Glenn.
Somebody is going to get a big surprise.
A new rule this year everybody. No exploding toys
I'm literally the only one affected by that rule.
I still have a scare in my forehead from Christmas 2004 you dumb butt hole.
It's how I express love.
Has everyone drawn a name?
God, whats smells like a turds lover pizza?
Hey guys we don't say (whitsana?) again this year?
Non-committal mumbling.
("So get the kids so un-giving."?)
I'm a (...) you guys.
It is not my fault. You think I don't try?
I shower every day.
Learn more about Glenn and his battle against body odor right after these commercial messages.
Ladies and Gentleman,
I don't know how to break this news in any way
that make sense of it so I'll just give you the bags as I have them.
Glenn killed himself during the commercial break.
My God, What was that?
I don't know but I'll find out Mr Jordan.
This is so cool.
Not quite "Independence Day" cool but much cooler than "Battle Los Angeles" cool.
If battle Los Angeles was zero cool and Independence Day was 10 cool
then this would be about a 7 cool
I am Abin Sur.
It's a 9 cool.
From the green lantern...
Exposition Youpi!
The ring, the cosmic ring...
Oh my god, oh my god.
... has chosen you as its new master, Al Jordan.
Last words spoken in its native tongue.
We'll tragically never know what Al Jordan means in English.
Watch this ring is glowing and seems to be taking over my body.
Could you please stop screaming?
Thank you.
You will be trained to use your ring by Kilowog.
It's like scratching a chalkboard against another chalkboard.
If you are attacked,
the ring will respond to your thoughts and imagination to protect you.
Begin.
Cool I dodged it. Protect me Selena Gomez.
I meant weapons you ("poser"?).
I am not sure that the earthlings are worthy of our ring.
Make them kiss.
Yes, it is hot in here.
Let's just hope they gave Abin Sur the burial he deserved.
Your enhanced strength and criptonized lasers made you a match for even Superman, Mr Luthor.
Yes, a flawless design.
Tyler, I told you not to play ball in here.
I'm so sorry Mr Luthor, it's my day to watch him...
Just stop talking for one second.
That tickles.
But, what's going on here?
OK, just to be completely clear.
All we gonna do is go over to the hall of justice,
plant a mega bomb and kill them all at once. That's it right...
Exactly, and we're sneaking over at night
when it's dark like Sinistro said great idea N'istro.
And it never hurts to leave a few riddles
with embedded clues on how to diffuse the bomb.
Right gang?
Look, Eddy.
We're not doing the riddle thing anymore.
You don't have to get your dick prince over everything we do.
Without my riddles, they might as well not even show up.
Fine. Riddle me this.
Witch losers are gonna be totally jealous
when I defeat the JLA without them.
It's you guys.
Riddle me this. Who is the punctuation posse?
I can answer your question.
Riddler.
Intense emotion do I hear?
Then the Exclamer must be near.
The Exclamer!
- Can we have a pause here for a second? - Pausing is my game Flash.
- And The Coma is my name. - Forget it.
I'm shutting down this turd factory before it gets any worse
Did someoneuse a quote yet, we can't hear.
Jack (bip) back here.
So if we just turn off the light when we leave the room...
Wait, they said Bane had crippled me for life
but that monster isn't going to own me.
I'm back.
Oh my god, this is not happening!
Where were you guys on that one? You just watched it.
This is a waking nightmare
Doo doo doo That's Bane.
Oh come on guys, I have had this since I was thirteen.
Riddle me this Mirror Master.
What's pink quivering and needs a shave?
Two things: Sinistro and Sinistro's vagina.
- Let's go. - OK OK, I've got to do it.
- Call 991 guys. - I'm not so fan of blood.
We'll need more TP here fellas.
- I'm out of here. - Help me, help me.
Riddle me this,
what's covered in question marks sniffs clue and was never here.
Meanwhile at the hall of justice
Maybe the crew ship wouldn't sink
if they didn't shove a quarter tons of self-loathing in the every cabin.
How they even wipe themselves?
Someone said crew ship like in the ocean?
Why didn't you invite me?
To tell the fish to get out of the way. No they figured out.
Nice one Superman.
Sorry guys, bad news.
The toilet still clogged.
That was an ancient relic passed down from my ancestors
Ancestors didn't now crap about plumbing.
I got friends coming over tonight.
These lobsters walk right into the door.
Anyone hungry?
The Johnsons! No!
Ant Johnson performed my brace.
Aquaman I hear you.
- Can we still eat the lobsters? - Somebody said lobsters?
That's it.
You treat me like a not even on the team every day it's Aqualoser,
there's a Aquapuss that.
(...)
I am the king of the fucking ocean cyborg.
Do you think I've never seen a paddle before?
My tail bone.
Please... Need a hospital.
Just use your aqua mobile.
How am I supposed to ride a sea dude?
That is it.
And now, real characters from the DC universe.
Well hello there. I'm Mr Banjo.
I steal America's secret and send it to foreign enemies
by playing Morse code on my banjo playing.
That's right
No, no way.
You lock me in here with Fatty Arbuckle
I can fly, I can shoot nuclear blasts.
I can literally, literally turn lead into gold.
Well, you just hang on there my friend.
This banjo cost me almost sixty dollars so we both bring our lap to the table.
I where the fuck is B'dg
Down the hall, first dressing room on the right.
Oh hello, my name is B'dg
And,
who ever's been picking their nose at the urinal and wiping it on the wall.
Stop it.
That's evil.
It's disgusting
Guys, what is the life I password in here again.
Catwoman is a bitch, all in one word with a capital B.
No, that's evil.
It's the justice league. We're under attack
Quiet folks.
See, Aquaman has come alone.
Giganta right?
Shoo, go away!
I just wanna talk.
Alright, but there's an entrance fee.
Giganta, you dumb cow, you've led my arch enemy right to us
but I'll lift the fight another day.
Aquaman, you are now our hostage.
I'm already a hostage Luthor, a hostage to the JLA's insults.
But no more.
Aquaman is the newest member of the Legion of Doom.
Look, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I have the code to the watch tower service entrance.
Welcome aboard.
What the fuck is going on out there?
I left my windows down.
No, our document say that you were born on august 15, 1865, a Tuesday.
It should also be noted that your actual legal name is Salomon Gruesday.
Hey guys I'm back.
Where have I been, ho, kicking the ocean business?
You know, I didn't join the force of evil or anything.
You got the cake for Robin's barmitsva?
Yop, that's all I'm good for right.
There goes our petty cash.
Better too much than too little. Right?
He's blowing it.
Riddle me this: Who's hand is that?
Mine's between two pillows.
We've heard you the first three times. We've all seen the movie.
Actually I never saw it but that joke was in the trailer.
Fine, let's just get it in the rec room.
Surprise!
I didn't do anything. What is this?
It's an Aquaman appreciation party.
Yeah Robin is not Jewish.
We give you a hard time but only because we love you bro.
You really feel that way?
Do I really feel... look at this guy, of course.
We're a family. Now do the honor.
Shush, something's happening.
Yeah, Aquaman in the house!
(...)
Quiet you fool.
But but but.
I said Quiet!
I told you to... Wait!
They are shoving knifes in here? Get out of the cake.
We've been caked.
Wait wait guys, my legs are asleep.
Now, we'll see what Mr Banjo can do.
Face it green fool. You're no match for the power of fear.
I can't look at you like that. Was that a choice?
I got a staph infection, I almost died.
Who brought a kick ball?
Am I here, or over here?
- How would you know who's the real... - Face punch.
See you next gruesday.
Freeze, cool, freeze, ice.
Yeah, drop it mother fuckers. Who's next?
I'll fight you Wonder Woman, but I've got a debt.
Oh Great.
Like I was drowning in couch to start with, now I've got a noze like a fucking can opener.
Was I supposed to fight DarkSide cause... I'm a guy in a cat suit.
Give it up Joker...
Is that piss dude? Did you just squirt piss in my mouth?
We are done professionally.
It's not his piss Bats
That is only slightly better.
Rule of three asshole, not four.
Oh man!
I can't concentrate with that damn banjo noise.
Fine, suck on this.
Here it again.
The world's greatest felon and earth mightiest hero must do the dance of deth.
Mother Fucker. That splat my lap. Enough of this.
Time for the end game. Aquaman, the kryptonite. Now.
- Kryptonite! - Through me the kryptonite and the evil will win.
No Aquaman. I'm your bro.
Bro? Your treated him like ponce god, for too long.
Now he has his revenge.
Sorry Luthor, I'm no villain.
I'm Hero. And I'm kick your ass.
Aqua-punch!
Aquaman gets his groove back.
Oh fuck.
How can you measure the value of a man who did so much for so many?
And what would we do without him? Without Glenn?
This is how the Robot Chicken DC Comics Special ends?
With some cheap ass miss-direct?
We're no even gonna find out who survived? Everyone's OK with that?
Don't worry Jim. You won't remember a thing.
And neither will you.
You know, the thing about Glenn was...
Damn it.
Another job well done.